QnAnswers!

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*Beware of hints of shipping spoilers for TTGL and Naruto towards the end of the entry!*

“Sel-cchi!”

“Oh, Ryouta! Why are you here?”

“I was about to ask you! Why am I here?”

“I don’t know. Why are you here?”

      
*Random envelope falls into Kise’s hands*

“QnA Answers…”

“Oooh! You have my questions!?!”

“Ah, that’s why I’m here! I’ll host the QnA!”

“Oh.My.God. I can’t believe how smart you are.” *blank face*

“Hehe, I know, right?”

“Whatever. Tell me the questions!”

“OOOOOkayyyy! Here comes the first from... ABBY157!”

“Abby-chan!”

 

“Oi, give me that!”

“Renji?!?”

“I’m taking over from here.”

“Uhhh okaaay, whatever you say.”

“So, the first question is about your hobbies. As if you have any hobbies.”

“Shut up! Of course I do!”

“Yeah, right.”

“I like… sleeping.”

“That doesn’t even count as a hobby!”

“Hmmmphhhh! I have other hobbies as well! Like watching anime.”

“I know. You've spent practically all your life watching anime. Instead of writing about me.”

“Ohhhh, love, I totally write about you! It’s just that you aren’t very popular! Sorry…”

“Whatever. Next question. Do you like to read books? You do. Unfortunately. Considering that you don’t do much else.”

“I do like to read books!”

“Yeah yeah. The question is which is your favourite book.”

“You don’t know?!”

“Why would I know?”

“Annoying. The Name of the Rose!”

“Tch. I should have guessed it. You’ve read it like a thousand times.”

“Yeah, you should have!”

“Right, right. What kind of music do you like?”

“Rosa rubicundior.”

“I hate you.”

“Com’on, it’s the perfect character theme!”

“Right.”

“Okay. I like random music, I guess…”

“Huh?! You don’t make any sense!”

“I know! I have no clue! Like, whatever? Anime songs?”

“Forget it. I’m moving on. What inspired you to start writing?”

“I wanted to share my vision of my favourite characters naked!”

“WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!”

“Thank you so much for your questions, Abby-chan!!!”

 

“Ooooh, that was intense, Sel-cchi!”

“Whatever, Ryouta. Just give the next set of questions to whomever is going to torment me next.”

“Okay! Here we go! Up next, the pervert-duo with agatstone’s Qs!”

“Huh? What pervert du-”

“Rooooooooolling thuuuuunder!”

“Noya-san! You’re so cool!”

“Oh God. I’m so screwed.” *facepalm*

“Noya-san! I got the envelope!”

“Ryuu! Any naughty questions?! Cute girls?”

“Both of you shut up!”

“Oh oh, Sel-chan is jealous…!”

“Right.”

“It was about time you forgot about Daichi-san and paid us some attention.”

“Not gonna happen in a million years! Now tell me agatstone’s questions! We’ve left her waiting!”

“What type of books do you think she likes, Noya-san?”

“Ero!”

“You’re both so annoying! The answer is freaking fantasy!”

“Freaking Fantasy? Like Ero Fantasy?”

“And movies? Shows?”

“Porn obviously!”

“Do you think I’m only watching porn?!”

“No, of course not.”

“You obviously watch hentai as well.”

“Go die. Both of you!”

“Okay, Ryuu, let’s take it seriously!”

“Yes, Noya-san!”

“Finally.”

“So, Sel-chan, which was your first fandom and ship?”

“TANAKA, STOP THE FREAKING EYELID BATTING.”

“Sorry.”

“My first fandom was LotR and my first ship was FaramirxEowyn.”

“What about anime?”

“Hmmmm, the first anime that I watched and realised that was anime was Naruto.”

“Whom did you ship?”

“NaruSasu!”

“Shut up, Tanaka! I shipped NaruHina and ShikaTema. Now say bye to agatstone-chan and get the hell out of here, you caused me a headache!”

“Bye agatstone-chan! Daisuki!”

 

“Ryoutaaaaaa! Please tell me that the next one is not so loud!”

“I’ll do my best to protect your sensitive ears, Sel-cchi!”

“Don’t you make fun of me!”

“Okay, okay! Say hi to abvore!”

“Acchan! Tell me you’ve got someone decent for her questions!”

“Hehehe…”

“Oh boy…”

“Don’t worry, Sel-chan! I’m here to help you!”

“Takeshiiiii!”

“Hahaha… Here’s Acchan’s first question! What was the anime/manga that made you write fanfic?”

“You don’t even need to ask that, Takeshi.”

“Hahaha, I know. Because it was me.”

“Well not you exactly, but yeah, KHR.”

“Not me? Really? I thought I was your favourite KHR boy…”

“You are! It’s just that you weren’t the first one to write about…”

Who was it then?” *yandere tone*

“Ahem. Ryouhei.”

“What?”

“I gave him as a gift, remember? And then it was you. And has been you until now… I write about you all the time, to the point that it’s ended up boring! I love writing you...”

“Hahaha, well you can’t help but love me!”

“Com’on, move to the next question!”

“You didn’t answer this one!”

“Oh yeah, favourite genre… well, smut obviously! I love soulmate AUs but haven’t been able to write one yet.”

“I can inspire you…”

“Takeshi. Please. Don’t. You’ve ruined me enough already.”

“I love you too!”

“Next question, please!”

“Okayyyy! Do you think your personality affects or dictates what you write about?”

“Obviously!”

“Especially when you write about me! ‘Cause the only one you really ship me with is yourself!”

“Guilty as charged. In many other cases as well. I use my personality as a guideline for several OCs and Reader characters.”

“How do you cope with stress?”

“I kill fictional characters.”

“And then you say that I am yandere.”

“I’m not yandere. I just suffer from extreme stress!”

“Creepy Sel-chan!”

“Next!”

“Next, Sani will ask you about the future! Byeeee!”

“Takeshiiiiiiiii!”

“Sel-chan.”

“Sani. Your hair is as brilliant as always.”

“Ah thank you! The truth is I found this amazing Shampoo Tea that’s perfect for split ends!”

“Sani, I have this unstoppable urge to shave your hair off and make a hundred wigs to give away…”

“DON’T YOU DARE COME CLOSE TO ME!”

“Tell me the next question then!”

“The question is about dreams and hopes for the future.”

“I-”

“BEFORE you answer, I have to remind you that Zebra always ends up in jail! I hope you don’t aspire to become like him, seeing how you behave like him!”

“I was going to say that I want to become an academic and travel the world, but you ruined it. I’m probably gonna end up in trouble wherever I go anyway!”

“That’s the exact attitude I’m telling you to avoid!”

“Sorry, can’t help it!”

“Disgusting. And hopeless.”

“Next!”

“I’ve had enough of you, Sel-chan! KISE! Bring someone else!”

“That would be me.”

“OH MY GOD, Orga!”

“Well, apparently abvore has requested me.” *blushes indifferently*

“You’re so freaking cute!”

“I have no interest in you or any woman for that matter.”

“We’ll see about that... Anyway, give me the next question.”

      
*He opens the envelope and becomes bright red*

“Gosh, Orga, you’re so unbelievably cute!”

“T-the question is… S-should I expect any Orga fics? You know you want to~”

“Hahaha, you didn’t have to read all of it aloud!”

“S-shut up.”

“About the Orga fic-”

“Tell me that you ain’t gonna publish that!”

“Of course I will! Tomorrow!”

“D-don’t!”

“I will and you’re gonna looooove it, Orga.”

“Tch. More pointless questions. How and why do you write smut?”

“They aren’t pointless! Plus, I think you loved your fic…”

“Don’t say it like that!”

“Uhuhuhu, I write smut because of characters like you, Orga… Because you’re so delicious~”

“You didn’t say how.”

“I don’t know. I just write whatever comes to me!”

“Hug?”

“Oh my, Orga, you want a hug?!”

“Not me! Abvore!”

“I’ve sent a million hugs to Acchan! And I’ll send a million more, but I think you should hug her!”

      *Blushes to the point of no return*

(Sorry Acchan, we had a malfunction!) 

“Ryouta! Bring me the next one! This one is out of order!”

“Yes Ma’am! Last but not least, ThatGingahNinja!”

“Ah nice! Who’s gonna help me with the questions?”

Us.

“Nic! Worick!”

“Sel-chan! You look gorgeous, as always…”

“Cut it off Worick, it doesn’t work on me!”

Do you want the question or not?

“Of course I do, Nic!”

Your top 5 ships.”

“Gosh, this is a difficult one.”

“Sel-chan has lots of… ships…”

“Well, I do, Worick! So shut up and let me think!”

“Mmmhmmmm…”

“Okay! No1: NaLu from Fairy Tail. I absolutely adore them!”

Expected.

“No2: KaminaYoko from Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann.”

“Ah, it was you who jinxed them!”

“Stop spoiling stuff, Worick!”

“Sorry.”

“No3 and 4: NaruHina and ShikaTema from Naruto/Naruto Shippuuden.”

At least these went well.

“Stop.The.Freaking.Spoilers.”

Sorry.

“No5: GintokiTsukuyomi from Gintama.”

“Where are we?!?”

“Not here.”

Who is getting Alex?!”

“Sorry! I can’t decide!”

“Tch.”

Thank you for your questions!

 

“Okay, okay! Thank you everyone! You can all go back to your universes!”

“Finally, Ryouta!”

“Say your last words, Sel-cchi!”

“My what?”

“Kidding! Just say Thank you and Bye to your watchers!”

“Thank you all very much for putting up with me all this time! I’ll do my best to bring better fanfics to you in the future! I hope you enjoyed this QnA session!”


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ThatGingahNinja's avatar
HAHAHA! I totally missed the answer post. Great job! (I am team Worilex. HA)